- What do giraffes look like when they hiccup?
- Do you think a giraffe burp will lose steam half way up the neck so all you hear is a tiny *brap*?
- How do elephants blow their nose? Do you think they stick their trunk in their mouth and then suck the snot out?
- If an elephant trumpets and snot comes out accidentally hitting his elephant buddy, do you think they get into a snot fight?
Yeah. I'm weird.
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I read this right after Brian's latest post... I tried so hard to not laugh because of the seriousness of his post and I ended up crying instead. You're so funny, you made my laughter liquefy into tears! <3
What about if aardvarks were to throw up? Would it look like an anthill?
And who thought it was a good idea to name ANY animal a blue-footed booby? Clearly *someone* out there has a fantastic sense of humor.
Love you!
Brian sez to Cecily: roffle.
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